What Should We Call Biddies

How I imagine my perfect date

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When my best friend and I arrive to any sort of gathering

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When I first saw the dress as white & gold then black & blue

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When my friend tells me about her date

I’m just like:

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When someone apologizes by buying me alcohol

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When a guy asks me to go out for breakfast the morning after

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When I realize everyone around me is in a relationship

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When a guy looks familiar and I wonder if he is a forgotten drunken hookup

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When I wonder why I did what I did the night before

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When I realize I spent majority of my time at work online shopping

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